November 25, 2009

The Elite Rankings of Daily Life

Anyone who’s played Elite or Frontier: Elite II would have been graded by the ratings from the Elite Federation of Pilots. The rating is based on number of kills and goes as follows, from lowest to highest:

Harmless
Mostly Harmless
Poor
Average
Above Average
Competent
Dangerous
Deadly
Elite

but I propose we use the very same ranking to judge every day occurrences. For example, while talking to my girlfriend about horse riding she was trying to convey to me the ability a rider would need to ride a particular horse. After struggling for some time to describe the necessary qualities I said, “On the elite rating, what level would I need to be to ride this horse?”. This clarified the matter as she was able to settle simply on “Competent”.

I also find it a useful gauge for programming ability:

“What are you like with Python?”
“Deadly”

just being able to say I’m a dangerous C++ programmer has a ring to it.

But why not go one step further? Use it to describe potential mates in a nightclub?
“What do you think of her?”
“Harmless. After a few, maybe mostly harmless”

komakino @ 10:18 pm

October 19, 2009

A Nancy’s Guide To Gambling

I’ve taken up gambling.

Cue the cries of “It’s a mug’s game!”. Yes, ordinarily I’d agree with you, but this is subtly different. This is an experiment.

Years ago I saw a programme about betting on horses, the systems people use to choose their runner and what their overall return was. Basically when it came down to it the person who simply bet on the favourite each time did the best and more or less broke even. So bearing that in mind I thought it would be fun to see if it was possible to make a profit doing that, but with a few additional provisos:

1. Small bets only. There was £9.72 in my online account at the start of this and I want to get as much longevity out of this as possible. Therefore the maximum stake should be 30p (or 60p in total for an each way bet).
2. Only choose the favourite or second favourite unless there is good reason to do otherwise.
3. Each bet should be an each way to maximise the chance of getting SOMETHING back. In each race I’d ideally like to get back what I put in.
4. Bearing 3 in mind, only choose races where the odds are sufficiently high that just being placed at least returns the total original stake. I’ll explain this later.

Throughout the course of day 1 I broke those rules once or twice, but not by any significant amount (I twice wagered 50p and twice bet for a straight win and not each way. I also chose one horse based entirely on name.)

So, starting with £9.72, this is how the day progressed:

Bet    Course / Time        Horse / Odds            R  Stake   Return
S(EW)  9:00 Sprintvalley    Sid Shamrock @ 9/2      L  £0.60   £0.00
S(EW)  9:25 Sprintvalley    Kansas Red @ 5/1        L  £0.60   £0.00
S(EW)  9:52 Sprintvalley    Bugs Rocket @ 4/1       P  £0.60   £0.60
S(EW)  12:06 Portman Park   Roughing It @ 5/1       P  £1.00   £1.13
S(EW)  13:06 Portman Park   Huxley Pig @ 6/1        L  £0.60   £0.00
S(EW)  13:53 Portman Park   Buddies @ 6/1           W  £0.60   £2.76
S(EW)  14:00 Windsor        Adventure Story @ 11/2  P  £0.60   £0.75
S(EW)  14:10 Pontefract     Truly Magic @ 5/1       L  £0.60   £0.00
S      14:20 Plumpton       Fairmile @ 5/2          P  £0.30   £0.00*
S(EW)  14:30 Windsor        Retro @ 10/1            L  £0.60   £0.00**
S(EW)  14:32 Steepledowns   Satanita @ 11/2         L  £0.60   £0.00
S(EW)  14:40 Pontefract     Filwa @ 5/1             P  £1.00   £1.00
S(EW)  14:50 Plumpton       Dean's Grange @ 14/1    L  £0.40   £0.00***
S(EW)  15:02 Steepledowns   Dance Marathon @ 8/1    L  £0.40   £0.00
S(EW)  15:10 Pontefract     Hotham @ 4/1            W  £0.60   £2.04
S      15:20 Plumpton       Shammy Buskins @ 8/13   L  £0.50   £0.00
S(EW)  15:42 Steepledowns   Birbeck Scholar @ 4/1   L  £1.00   £0.00
S(EW)  16:00 Windsor        Special Reserve @ 8/1   P  £1.00   £1.50
S(EW)  17:30 Windsor        Broughtons Para @ 8/1   P  £0.60   £0.90

Total                                                  £11.60  £10.68
19 Races        10 Loses    6 Placed    2 Wins

“S” indicates a straight bet on the winner. “S(EW)” is an each way bet so essentially two bets get placed – one to win and one to finish in the top 2, 3 or 4 (depending on how many runners there are). The first bet is at the stated odds, the second is at either 1/4 those odds or 1/5 those odds (again, depending on runners). If the horse wins both bets pay out. If the horse is placed only the second bet pays out. The aim here was to only place bets where being placed was enough to break even. In the “R” (results) column, W refers to a Win, L to a Loss and P to the horse finishing placed (regardless of whether I’d placed an each way bet or not, so it could still amount to a loss).

* was a bet where the odds on the favourite looked inviting enough not to place an each way. It didn’t pay off.

** was a bet not made on the favourite or second favourite because a particular name took my fancy! It also did not pay off.

*** was a tip that wasn’t a favourite or second favourite but looked worth a go. It ALSO did not pay off.

So all in all I made a loss of just less than £1 (92p to be precise) which isn’t too bad. Perhaps if I knew something of form and handicapping then I might be able to break even! It’s not a method I’d recommend for making loads of money, but it does mean that I have enough left to try the same system again tomorrow…

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komakino @ 9:22 pm

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